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"Well, I was sailing one day when I realized that you can just grow children on trees. Now I thought to myself well that is just hot damn splendid that you can just go out and grow your own kids. I told my wife Martha, Martha is my wife, I said Mar..." Permalink

"Like when two penguins are walking down the ice and one says to the other "hey I think I sea a shadow in the water" and the other responds "I can't believe you cheated on your beautiful wife Steve!"" Permalink