“Welcome to Film Club. The first rule of Film Club is: you do not talk about Film Club. The second rule of Film Club is: you DO NOT talk about Film Club! Third rule of Film Club: if someone goes limp or taps out, the film stops. Fourth rule: only two guys to the restroom at a time. Fifth rule: one film at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no shirt, no shoes, no service. Seventh rule: films will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Film Club, you have to quote this."
-Ian Murphy (fsfilmclub@gmail.com)